obviously i’m no longer (and probably never really was) a new yorker, but can i still feel like this is me?
Where is the train?! Move Move! This place is HUGE! I’m reporting you! Oh don’t hit me, don’t hit me, don’t hit me!
CASH ONLY?!
I was afraid this would be horribly inaccurate (the neurotic native NY-er in me) but hello - “All I ate today was a bagel” and the side-eye at a box of Magnolia cupcakes did it for me.
